Saturday, August 27, 2011

The Fun Phone Prank Show - 08/24/2011

RBCP, Rob, and Staci all get together to do a show on a Wednesday night just so Staci won't have another show to edit.  RBCP plays a song in the background for the entire show just to piss off Staci and everyone in IRC (and probably in tinychat too.)


I will do more updates later...have not caught up on podcasts with all that is going on, and with a new job in the evenings I will probably not be doing any live shows for at least 6 weeks.

Friday, July 15, 2011

The FUN Show - Aikison's Mom. Also, My Ferret Is Missing.

The show starts with a call recorded by Aikison.  Badfish calls in and makes my show echo so he's banned from the show.  Lots of people call in and ruin the show.  I fool everyone by being invisible on skype!  haha!  Gas stations don't care about my missing ferret.  Jennn gets connected to the show somehow without calling in.  That Charlie guy from Hawaii that Carlito calls gets a call from us and isn't as funny as he is on Madhouse Live.  Staci tries to go to bed but no one will let her.  Calls keep getting connected to the show from overseas.  Aikison fails at beige boxing.  Badfish insists that canning is better.  Tabachi called Aikison's mom.  Staci gets told to shut the fuck up on her own show -- again.  Mona doesn't answer our calls anymore and Tabachi tells us all about the big PLA meetup at Tyson Square mall on July 20th.  Rapeguy is back and some lady with his phone is very confused!  Staci needs permission to make calls on her own show.  Someone connects the show with an overseas Taxi company (probably Kuraz) and the show gets a little better. Flying taxi idea inspired by Gnnr.  We attempt to do a prank call with gregulate but it's not as funny as we thought so we'll do in another time and make you suffer through listening to it in the podcast.  They're just really selective prostitutes.  Also, Ellerbeck calls in so you should really listen to the end!  IT'S AMAZING!  I put RBCP's Waffle House call at the end.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The FUN Show - Untitled

Aikison and ladiesrapebabies cohost for me.  New summer schedule - 1 hour earlier so remember that.  We start off calling angry gas station guy who seems to have taken more anger management.  My plan is to call him every week until he gets angry.  Nick Walters wins a date with me.  Tabachi and HBB are meeting at Tyson's
Corner on July 30th and would like to invite anyone in the PLA to attend as well.  We make prank calls using Yelp and openbook but I don't want to ruin it for you so just listen.  Some lady is arguing with someone in a foreign language and that captivates me so you have to listen to that even though it's boring.  At the end I start hating the show so we just talk about nothing.  Some guy that we've been pranking calls back and refuses to hang up.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The FUN Show - Voting Fraud

Aikison and Staci start the show with a call to Angry Gas Station Guy who seems to have taken anger management since our last encounter.  Tabachi calls in and hangs up.  The BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT THREE YEARS IN A ROW has terrible Yelp reviews but the restaurant refuses to acknowledge this.  They claim that they were voted into the position but Staci is not convinced.  They must have rigged the votes.  PHRACTAL ISN'T DEAD and he must be the one behind Phoneweiners because he only came back AFTER Harry stopped coming around.  Hmmm.  So then Aikison calls back the Italian restaurant and somehow threatens the manager enough to get the cops called (that's sarcasm in case you can't tell.)  Staci can't get the medication she needs for her period so Aikison tries to help but nobody cares about race (or color) in Hawaii.  Phractal used to prank call AOL but they are no longer in business.  Byron from last week was supposed to talk to Angry Gas Station guy but he hangs up out of fear.  Angry Gas Station Guy finally gets angry!  SUCCESS!  Staci tries to get a restaurant to deliver but the lady does not know how to drive.  Legend is very hungry but no one will serve him food.  Rob spams my show with information about his upcoming show called THE PRANK SHOW on Cactiradio on Saturdays.  He won't stop talking about it so I have to hang up because I'm afraid he will steal my ratings.  Tully has been listening to the whole show long enough to call and interrupt us from making funny prank calls to complain that we aren't making funny prank calls.  Staci calls back someone she prank called earlier to admit that she was the one responsible.  Aikison calls a Vietnamese restaurant and is accused of harassment for asking her to cook some food.  Staci and Aikison call back the Italian Restaurant to get a release form but just end up getting in trouble with homeland security, the FBI, and now the FCC for talking dirty and threatening the restaurant manager.  My favorite quote: "Lady, get off the line!"  After the show is a call made to Staci from the wine store guy so you can hear how she denies having anything to do with any calls made to the store.  Time to go...the FBI will be here in a few minutes!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The FUN Show - 06/01/11 - Hotels and Felonies aftershow

The aftershow begins with Byron calling us back...AGAIN.  He wants to get to know Staci.  Staci gets abandoned by everyone and tries to call a hotel to get ahold of the speaker of a convention that the lady is afraid to tell me about.  She won't even read the whole pamphlet!  Then she tries to follow proper policy so Staci can't get transferred to a random room!  Sudo tries but the lady does not want to ring the wrong room because it's SO LATE!  This lady is obviously not black but Staci is.  Some guy calls in and tells us the stream is lagging.  Fun show aftershow is over now.

The FUN Show - 06/01/11 - Hotels and Felonies

We start off this podcast with part of some prerecorded calls by Aikison and edited by Tabachi.  Official name change to Staci makes it number 3.  Hotel calls involving an inflatable swimming pool.  Sudo, RBCP, and Aikison inform us about felonies.  The phonewieners website is DOWN and RBCP is the prime suspect.  An unknown caller ruins our show.  More talk about the phonewieners.  Sudo fails at getting connected to a random hotel room because an employee is actually doing his job and following the rules.  RBCP is pushing buttons and hurting Staci's ears but he won't admit it.  Chimichanga calls in!!  We talk to some guys that are obviously high, stupid, or both.  They are pretty funny guys!  Byron won't stop harrassing Staci. You can fit 12 people in a hotel room?  Well...they are clowns so maybe it's because you can fit 12 of them in a clown car.  Tabachi finally makes it to the show but it's too late.  The show is ending and the outro is too loud so you can't here what we're saying.  There's an aftershow but that's going to be another file...so enjoy this and quit your bitching.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

the FUN show - 05/25/11 - The RBCP Interview!

Technical issues because I don't know how to use anything outside of the kitchen.  Some topics that were talked about:  the toaster crystals, RBCP's childhood, pranks you might not have ever heard of, and some of RBCP's deepest thoughts.  Also learn about RBCP's love for boy bands!  I'm not going to tell you anything more because you'll just have to listen to the show!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

the FUN show - 05/18/11 - Midget Surgeries

I invite everyone to call in.  Lady at apartment complex doesn't like it that Staci has a fountain running in her apartment and threatens to enter every single apartment to find her.  Trevor calls in and so do a few other people.  RBCP has a herpes sore.  I call a guy that gives us breaking news about an imaginary hurricane in San Diego.  LT Matt is hanging out with Samantha on the roof!  Francisco gets a call from a midget named Ashley and she tries to get him to get a special surgery.  I play music while waiting for him to call back and I play it SO LOUD that you can't even hear what we're saying!  Chris Chan's voicemail is funny.  We talk about a bunch of stupid stuff and then we call the wrong guy and end up calling someone that has friends with the FBI and CIA!  OH NO!  Staci tries to get a visa so she can come to America from Alaska.  The lady INSISTS that Alaska is already in the United States but she's DUMB! JENNNFEST!!!!!!!111  You can actually hear us over the outro music this time!

Monday, May 16, 2011

the FUN show - 05/11/11 - I NEED TO WATER MY PLANTS IN FARMVILLE!

Corwin cohosts and laughs hysterically throughout my whole show over things that aren't really funny.  Someone is selling a cactus saddle and of course I have to call.  Also I call an internet provider and they won't long into facebook for me or hang up on me.  His name isn't ROY.  Tyrone makes a special appearance.  Rob comes up with some interesting attributes that are needed for a cactus purchase.  He's got fruit to trade like some nuts (nuts are a fruit?) Corwin might get some extra water dick if he takes vitamins.  Some lady puts words into her husband's mouth so I have to set her straight on that.

Monday, May 9, 2011

the FUN show - 05/04/11 - The lost show

The FUN show file was corrupt so I used the skype recording instead which starts halfway into the show. The show sucked so I edited most of it out and used the aftershow as the actual show. It's a skype recording so you get to hear behind the scenes flirting with phractal and the outro music at the end is really low. ENJOY!

Monday, May 2, 2011

COME PICK YOUR PICTURES UP

Gnnr wants to cuddle rth!  Tips for Defcon planning.  Creepy caller.  RBCP is one sexy mofo. Talked to Joe the radio show guy Tombstone's been bugging recently.  He gives us dating advice.  It starts turning into Oprah so don't worry, I save the day with inappropriate questions.  I call a lady with a short fuse.  KATY PERRY SONG!  Joe's answering machine.  WALGREENS.  We get numbers and then there's the resulting prank calls =)  That's all you need to know about that.  HEY LADY PICK UP YOUR PICTURES ALREADY.

Saturday, April 30, 2011

No Chinese Food For YOU! You gave us wrong number!

Not only do you  need to bring ID to pick up your chinese food, but you also have to give them the same number that shows up on caller ID or they won't even let you order.  Don't you dare even ASK for a chicken eggroll, either.

Soundproof Studios

We would like soundproof studios and Libby told us just the guy to call.

Inappropriate Dentist

This is guaranteed to make you laugh no matter how bad of a day you're having. I don't know why this lady didn't just hang up and instead decides to let Rob know how little his genitals are. Just when you think it's enough, she takes it a step further (and so does Rob)

Subway Chaos!

I knew I forgot to post something yesterday!
Rob gets a whole bunch of Subway restaurants on the line and chaos occurs.

Friday, April 29, 2011

Stupid Walgreens Customer

During the Phone Show this week, RBCP talked to a lady and accused her son of having disgusting photos at Walgreens, to which she replied that she wasn't surprised and it sounds like something he would do.  After obtaining the guy's phone number, we called and left a message to call us back with my show's phone number.  Yesterday, he called back and this is what happened.

Yes, his e-mail really is hellslave@****.com

Thursday, April 28, 2011

My short interview with Rappy Mcrapperson!

Check him out on the youtubez - www.youtube.com/rappymcrapperson
and of course www.rappymcrapperson.com

The interview got cut short when his phone died, but some great stuff as always with the Rapperson

...and that's it for today!  Check the blog tomorrow for a follow-up to the phone show's episode where the guy's mother (in law?) agrees with us that her son probably did actually take disgusting photos!

Surprise Fun Show! Rude Businesses 04-22-11

Rob and I go on Yelp and find the rudest businesses.  One of them is a place that does alterations and has a very short fuse.  ENJOY!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

the FUN show - 04/20/11 - Four Twenty!

I prank call some people that are selling items for $420 and accuse them of hiding their pot selling business.  It doesn't work out well so some people "from the internet" call in and Aikison continues to spam the show with "420" in a computer voice.  Lots of other stuff happens but I'm lazy so I guess you get the general idea.  At about 50 minutes in, it gets hilarious when we call foreign taxi guy.  He gives Americans some great advice at the end of our show.  Included is an aftershow!  After the show, there's a talk with Rappy and his friend Shinobe.  I end up getting my heart broken, but the wedding is still on.  Phractal, my virtual boyfriend, calls in while I am talking to Rappy and shit gets REAL...

The FUN show - 04/13/11

MISSING!  I will try to get the copy from Aikison.  He broadcasted the show for me on this night and co-hosted with me.

the FUN show - 04/06/2011 - Movie Theatre Confessions

We call up movie theatres and confess to terrible things!  It's a spin off of the gas station confessions, but equally as funny.  Guests include RBCP (who broadcasted the show for me and edited it,) Rob the Hyena, LT Matt, and a failing Corwin.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Highlights of ME from the Fun Phone Fun Phone show on 04/03/11

These are some prank calls I did on the Fun Phone Phone Fun show this past Sunday.  I was calling gas stations and telling them I needed to open a bottle of beer but didn't know how then confessing to doing terrible things in the store.  The employees were trying to catch me, but I wouldn't give out my info!

If you want to listen to the whole show and not just me (but why would you want to do that?!) go download it at http://www.phonelosers.com/media/tps/thephoneshow.2011-04-03.mp3

Sunday, April 3, 2011

The FUN show - 03/30/11

Rob the Hyena coshosts.  This is the one that we prepped a prank call and then...well you'll see what happens.  I didn't know we were so mainstream!  Then we call best buy but I hate it so I cut most of that out.  RBCP interviews me about my biege boxing date.  There's an aftershow but I'm not posting it yet.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Prayer Warrior

I call into a prayer line and tell my sad story.  Chris Tomkinson calls afterward and she suspects something is awry...

Everyone loves this call and so should you.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The FUN show - 03/23/11 - Cat Lady!

I couldn't open the file containing what actually broadcasted on the stream so you get to hear the skype recording which means there's a behind the scenes conversation with co-host Aikison for 3 minutes before the show!  Phractal calls in talks about actual phreaking stuff but he gets bored with it so we call weather girl.  Aikison discusses his dealings with a 14 year old relentless girl who called him over and over.  We check on a guy whose voicemail was hacked last week.  The outgoing message is still there!  Bowling alley prank call failed but it was a good idea...maybe we'll do it again another time.  Snarky's at it again.  Skype problems!  Leet fails to be leet.  Other stuff.  Aikison confesses to a guy's voicemail.  Snarky. TheN uses a phone with a curly cord. Fix nipples. You can't hack iphones. Chris Chan's voicemail.  Lady has a cat problem but the show ends.  You can't hear the outro music and I don't care.  She calls back after the show ends and is going to the cop shop right now!

Friday, March 18, 2011

Rappy calls a chinese restaurant!

Rappy makes a prank call!  Is he done being funny?

Random guy calls me and pranks me

some guy thinks I'm a restaurant so I play along or at least try to.

The FUN show - 03/16/11

This show is really bad.  Gregulate cohosted and almost made a lady cry.  Pranku.net guy called and tried to tell me how to make prank calls but the show was over.  I cut a LOT out of this 2 hour show.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

C-Bucks wants to go shoe shopping

A call with really no purpose...but for some reason this chick thinks she knows C-Bucks.

Dioz's puppy mill call

This is a call to a man selling puppies.  Dioz accuses him of having a puppy mill.  The guy yells some very funny things...

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The FUN show - 03/09/11 - The WINNING Sheen Show

This might be the most WINNING fun show ever!  Charlie Sheen never calls in.  Gnnr cohosts.  Rapeguy gets a call back to see why he hasn't found us yet.  Heywood calls a battery selling guy and asks about Meth.  Badfish is experimenting with drugs (and we can tell.)  Everyone wants to do an aftershow but then we only end up talking about issues like homelessness, hospital costs, and lots of other things that have nothing to do with prank calls.  Failing happens in the aftershow, but we have a cool outro now to use!  It's a very fun song that RBCP made and I play it at the end!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The FUN show - 02/23/2011

2/23/2011- Tombstone co-hosts.  The show starts off with total fail because we can't seem to get a hold of a pizza place that delivers.  This guy doesn't understand what I mean about snow plows but Tombstone later sets him straight!  Tombstone tries to make the show into Oprah.  Tombstone makes a call to WalMart and complains a lot.  I wonder why Tombstone keeps talking about afterthetone.org and we call up people to congratulate them on their new phone purchases.  Joel traces us!  Ratings for the show are out which are determined by how many downloads.

Friday, March 4, 2011

The FUN show - 03/02/2011

The 3-2 episode is done before the 2-23 episode because that's what RBCP wants!

Part of Dioz's puppy mill call is played and WOW THE GUY GOT SO MAD.  Dioz talks to us about an upcoming "project" he's working on.  RBCP tries to sue another Brad Carter for using his name.  I spend half the show trying to patch things up with LT Matt, but he still hates me.  We call up Brad Carter (a different one) and get him for all the phone fraud he has committed.  Some other stuff happens in the short aftershow involving the IRS.

The FUN show - 02/20/2011

Gnnr cohosts this surprise Sunday fun show.  Stacey tries to go disc golfing because someone on facebook said they were going. U mad, bro? Gnnr thinks the show sucks so Rob the Hyena takes his cohosting spot. Black hats, white hats, grey hats.  Johnny Hammersticks blings me.  Women shouldn't be suffering anywhere.  The show starts sucking so it's over but then I decide to call someone for a good time and this show just wouldn't end.  Mrs. Doubtfire (who I think is a FAKE) finally ends the show with more fail.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

The FUN show - 02/16/2011

The FUN show 2/16/11

Ohemgee has a sore throat and inspires RBCP to bring up killer robots again.  I don't remember much else and I'm too disgusted with my whole show to listen to it again.  I'm sure Tombstone tries to turn the show into Oprah but I can't remember if it was this show or another show.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The FUN show - 02/09/2011

2/9/2011 show - everyone makes defcon plans, LT Matt is creepy during a prank call, we call an athiest and tell him we are from the Religious Conversion Group, a guy gets mad at us for the fake craigslist ad that nobody on the show even posted, we can all hear LT Matt peeing, craigslist people keep calling so we all give up and just let them all talk to each other, Ohemgee eats chips while LT Matt socializes, and more stuff but I don't feel like typing anymore.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Some Conference with Gnnr, CBucks, RBCP, and Legend.

I did some conference with Gnnr, CBucks, RBCP, and Legend.  We made some international calls and RBCP asked if he could bring a grill to a restaurant so he can cook his own food because of his allergies.  This isn't a show but it's kind of funny because all of us are just really, really awesome.

http://www.cactiradio.com/media/funshow/conference02072011.mp3