The FUN Show - Voting Fraud

Aikison and Staci start the show with a call to Angry Gas Station Guy who seems to have taken anger management since our last encounter.  Tabachi calls in and hangs up.  The BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT THREE YEARS IN A ROW has terrible Yelp reviews but the restaurant refuses to acknowledge this.  They claim that they were voted into the position but Staci is not convinced.  They must have rigged the votes.  PHRACTAL ISN'T DEAD and he must be the one behind Phoneweiners because he only came back AFTER Harry stopped coming around.  Hmmm.  So then Aikison calls back the Italian restaurant and somehow threatens the manager enough to get the cops called (that's sarcasm in case you can't tell.)  Staci can't get the medication she needs for her period so Aikison tries to help but nobody cares about race (or color) in Hawaii.  Phractal used to prank call AOL but they are no longer in business.  Byron from last week was supposed to talk to Angry Gas Station guy but he hangs up out of fear.  Angry Gas Station Guy finally gets angry!  SUCCESS!  Staci tries to get a restaurant to deliver but the lady does not know how to drive.  Legend is very hungry but no one will serve him food.  Rob spams my show with information about his upcoming show called THE PRANK SHOW on Cactiradio on Saturdays.  He won't stop talking about it so I have to hang up because I'm afraid he will steal my ratings.  Tully has been listening to the whole show long enough to call and interrupt us from making funny prank calls to complain that we aren't making funny prank calls.  Staci calls back someone she prank called earlier to admit that she was the one responsible.  Aikison calls a Vietnamese restaurant and is accused of harassment for asking her to cook some food.  Staci and Aikison call back the Italian Restaurant to get a release form but just end up getting in trouble with homeland security, the FBI, and now the FCC for talking dirty and threatening the restaurant manager.  My favorite quote: "Lady, get off the line!"  After the show is a call made to Staci from the wine store guy so you can hear how she denies having anything to do with any calls made to the store.  Time to go...the FBI will be here in a few minutes!