Tuesday, June 21, 2011

The FUN Show - Untitled

Aikison and ladiesrapebabies cohost for me.  New summer schedule - 1 hour earlier so remember that.  We start off calling angry gas station guy who seems to have taken more anger management.  My plan is to call him every week until he gets angry.  Nick Walters wins a date with me.  Tabachi and HBB are meeting at Tyson's
Corner on July 30th and would like to invite anyone in the PLA to attend as well.  We make prank calls using Yelp and openbook but I don't want to ruin it for you so just listen.  Some lady is arguing with someone in a foreign language and that captivates me so you have to listen to that even though it's boring.  At the end I start hating the show so we just talk about nothing.  Some guy that we've been pranking calls back and refuses to hang up.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The FUN Show - Voting Fraud

Aikison and Staci start the show with a call to Angry Gas Station Guy who seems to have taken anger management since our last encounter.  Tabachi calls in and hangs up.  The BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT THREE YEARS IN A ROW has terrible Yelp reviews but the restaurant refuses to acknowledge this.  They claim that they were voted into the position but Staci is not convinced.  They must have rigged the votes.  PHRACTAL ISN'T DEAD and he must be the one behind Phoneweiners because he only came back AFTER Harry stopped coming around.  Hmmm.  So then Aikison calls back the Italian restaurant and somehow threatens the manager enough to get the cops called (that's sarcasm in case you can't tell.)  Staci can't get the medication she needs for her period so Aikison tries to help but nobody cares about race (or color) in Hawaii.  Phractal used to prank call AOL but they are no longer in business.  Byron from last week was supposed to talk to Angry Gas Station guy but he hangs up out of fear.  Angry Gas Station Guy finally gets angry!  SUCCESS!  Staci tries to get a restaurant to deliver but the lady does not know how to drive.  Legend is very hungry but no one will serve him food.  Rob spams my show with information about his upcoming show called THE PRANK SHOW on Cactiradio on Saturdays.  He won't stop talking about it so I have to hang up because I'm afraid he will steal my ratings.  Tully has been listening to the whole show long enough to call and interrupt us from making funny prank calls to complain that we aren't making funny prank calls.  Staci calls back someone she prank called earlier to admit that she was the one responsible.  Aikison calls a Vietnamese restaurant and is accused of harassment for asking her to cook some food.  Staci and Aikison call back the Italian Restaurant to get a release form but just end up getting in trouble with homeland security, the FBI, and now the FCC for talking dirty and threatening the restaurant manager.  My favorite quote: "Lady, get off the line!"  After the show is a call made to Staci from the wine store guy so you can hear how she denies having anything to do with any calls made to the store.  Time to go...the FBI will be here in a few minutes!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

The FUN Show - 06/01/11 - Hotels and Felonies aftershow

The aftershow begins with Byron calling us back...AGAIN.  He wants to get to know Staci.  Staci gets abandoned by everyone and tries to call a hotel to get ahold of the speaker of a convention that the lady is afraid to tell me about.  She won't even read the whole pamphlet!  Then she tries to follow proper policy so Staci can't get transferred to a random room!  Sudo tries but the lady does not want to ring the wrong room because it's SO LATE!  This lady is obviously not black but Staci is.  Some guy calls in and tells us the stream is lagging.  Fun show aftershow is over now.

The FUN Show - 06/01/11 - Hotels and Felonies

We start off this podcast with part of some prerecorded calls by Aikison and edited by Tabachi.  Official name change to Staci makes it number 3.  Hotel calls involving an inflatable swimming pool.  Sudo, RBCP, and Aikison inform us about felonies.  The phonewieners website is DOWN and RBCP is the prime suspect.  An unknown caller ruins our show.  More talk about the phonewieners.  Sudo fails at getting connected to a random hotel room because an employee is actually doing his job and following the rules.  RBCP is pushing buttons and hurting Staci's ears but he won't admit it.  Chimichanga calls in!!  We talk to some guys that are obviously high, stupid, or both.  They are pretty funny guys!  Byron won't stop harrassing Staci. You can fit 12 people in a hotel room?  Well...they are clowns so maybe it's because you can fit 12 of them in a clown car.  Tabachi finally makes it to the show but it's too late.  The show is ending and the outro is too loud so you can't here what we're saying.  There's an aftershow but that's going to be another file...so enjoy this and quit your bitching.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

the FUN show - 05/25/11 - The RBCP Interview!

Technical issues because I don't know how to use anything outside of the kitchen.  Some topics that were talked about:  the toaster crystals, RBCP's childhood, pranks you might not have ever heard of, and some of RBCP's deepest thoughts.  Also learn about RBCP's love for boy bands!  I'm not going to tell you anything more because you'll just have to listen to the show!

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

the FUN show - 05/18/11 - Midget Surgeries

I invite everyone to call in.  Lady at apartment complex doesn't like it that Staci has a fountain running in her apartment and threatens to enter every single apartment to find her.  Trevor calls in and so do a few other people.  RBCP has a herpes sore.  I call a guy that gives us breaking news about an imaginary hurricane in San Diego.  LT Matt is hanging out with Samantha on the roof!  Francisco gets a call from a midget named Ashley and she tries to get him to get a special surgery.  I play music while waiting for him to call back and I play it SO LOUD that you can't even hear what we're saying!  Chris Chan's voicemail is funny.  We talk about a bunch of stupid stuff and then we call the wrong guy and end up calling someone that has friends with the FBI and CIA!  OH NO!  Staci tries to get a visa so she can come to America from Alaska.  The lady INSISTS that Alaska is already in the United States but she's DUMB! JENNNFEST!!!!!!!111  You can actually hear us over the outro music this time!

Monday, May 16, 2011

the FUN show - 05/11/11 - I NEED TO WATER MY PLANTS IN FARMVILLE!

Corwin cohosts and laughs hysterically throughout my whole show over things that aren't really funny.  Someone is selling a cactus saddle and of course I have to call.  Also I call an internet provider and they won't long into facebook for me or hang up on me.  His name isn't ROY.  Tyrone makes a special appearance.  Rob comes up with some interesting attributes that are needed for a cactus purchase.  He's got fruit to trade like some nuts (nuts are a fruit?) Corwin might get some extra water dick if he takes vitamins.  Some lady puts words into her husband's mouth so I have to set her straight on that.