the FUN show - 05/18/11 - Midget Surgeries

I invite everyone to call in.  Lady at apartment complex doesn't like it that Staci has a fountain running in her apartment and threatens to enter every single apartment to find her.  Trevor calls in and so do a few other people.  RBCP has a herpes sore.  I call a guy that gives us breaking news about an imaginary hurricane in San Diego.  LT Matt is hanging out with Samantha on the roof!  Francisco gets a call from a midget named Ashley and she tries to get him to get a special surgery.  I play music while waiting for him to call back and I play it SO LOUD that you can't even hear what we're saying!  Chris Chan's voicemail is funny.  We talk about a bunch of stupid stuff and then we call the wrong guy and end up calling someone that has friends with the FBI and CIA!  OH NO!  Staci tries to get a visa so she can come to America from Alaska.  The lady INSISTS that Alaska is already in the United States but she's DUMB! JENNNFEST!!!!!!!111  You can actually hear us over the outro music this time!

the FUN show - 05/11/11 - I NEED TO WATER MY PLANTS IN FARMVILLE!

Corwin cohosts and laughs hysterically throughout my whole show over things that aren't really funny.  Someone is selling a cactus saddle and of course I have to call.  Also I call an internet provider and they won't long into facebook for me or hang up on me.  His name isn't ROY.  Tyrone makes a special appearance.  Rob comes up with some interesting attributes that are needed for a cactus purchase.  He's got fruit to trade like some nuts (nuts are a fruit?) Corwin might get some extra water dick if he takes vitamins.  Some lady puts words into her husband's mouth so I have to set her straight on that.

the FUN show - 05/04/11 - The lost show

The FUN show file was corrupt so I used the skype recording instead which starts halfway into the show. The show sucked so I edited most of it out and used the aftershow as the actual show. It's a skype recording so you get to hear behind the scenes flirting with phractal and the outro music at the end is really low. ENJOY!

COME PICK YOUR PICTURES UP

Gnnr wants to cuddle rth!  Tips for Defcon planning.  Creepy caller.  RBCP is one sexy mofo. Talked to Joe the radio show guy Tombstone's been bugging recently.  He gives us dating advice.  It starts turning into Oprah so don't worry, I save the day with inappropriate questions.  I call a lady with a short fuse.  KATY PERRY SONG!  Joe's answering machine.  WALGREENS.  We get numbers and then there's the resulting prank calls =)  That's all you need to know about that.  HEY LADY PICK UP YOUR PICTURES ALREADY.

No Chinese Food For YOU! You gave us wrong number!

Not only do you  need to bring ID to pick up your chinese food, but you also have to give them the same number that shows up on caller ID or they won't even let you order.  Don't you dare even ASK for a chicken eggroll, either.

Soundproof Studios

We would like soundproof studios and Libby told us just the guy to call.

Inappropriate Dentist

This is guaranteed to make you laugh no matter how bad of a day you're having. I don't know why this lady didn't just hang up and instead decides to let Rob know how little his genitals are. Just when you think it's enough, she takes it a step further (and so does Rob)