No Chinese Food For YOU! You gave us wrong number!

Not only do you  need to bring ID to pick up your chinese food, but you also have to give them the same number that shows up on caller ID or they won't even let you order.  Don't you dare even ASK for a chicken eggroll, either.

Soundproof Studios

We would like soundproof studios and Libby told us just the guy to call.

Inappropriate Dentist

This is guaranteed to make you laugh no matter how bad of a day you're having. I don't know why this lady didn't just hang up and instead decides to let Rob know how little his genitals are. Just when you think it's enough, she takes it a step further (and so does Rob)

Subway Chaos!

I knew I forgot to post something yesterday!
Rob gets a whole bunch of Subway restaurants on the line and chaos occurs.

Stupid Walgreens Customer

During the Phone Show this week, RBCP talked to a lady and accused her son of having disgusting photos at Walgreens, to which she replied that she wasn't surprised and it sounds like something he would do.  After obtaining the guy's phone number, we called and left a message to call us back with my show's phone number.  Yesterday, he called back and this is what happened.

Yes, his e-mail really is hellslave@****.com

My short interview with Rappy Mcrapperson!

Check him out on the youtubez - www.youtube.com/rappymcrapperson
and of course www.rappymcrapperson.com

The interview got cut short when his phone died, but some great stuff as always with the Rapperson

...and that's it for today!  Check the blog tomorrow for a follow-up to the phone show's episode where the guy's mother (in law?) agrees with us that her son probably did actually take disgusting photos!

Surprise Fun Show! Rude Businesses 04-22-11

Rob and I go on Yelp and find the rudest businesses.  One of them is a place that does alterations and has a very short fuse.  ENJOY!

the FUN show - 04/20/11 - Four Twenty!

I prank call some people that are selling items for $420 and accuse them of hiding their pot selling business.  It doesn't work out well so some people "from the internet" call in and Aikison continues to spam the show with "420" in a computer voice.  Lots of other stuff happens but I'm lazy so I guess you get the general idea.  At about 50 minutes in, it gets hilarious when we call foreign taxi guy.  He gives Americans some great advice at the end of our show.  Included is an aftershow!  After the show, there's a talk with Rappy and his friend Shinobe.  I end up getting my heart broken, but the wedding is still on.  Phractal, my virtual boyfriend, calls in while I am talking to Rappy and shit gets REAL...

The FUN show - 04/13/11

MISSING!  I will try to get the copy from Aikison.  He broadcasted the show for me on this night and co-hosted with me.

the FUN show - 04/06/2011 - Movie Theatre Confessions

We call up movie theatres and confess to terrible things!  It's a spin off of the gas station confessions, but equally as funny.  Guests include RBCP (who broadcasted the show for me and edited it,) Rob the Hyena, LT Matt, and a failing Corwin.

Highlights of ME from the Fun Phone Fun Phone show on 04/03/11

These are some prank calls I did on the Fun Phone Phone Fun show this past Sunday.  I was calling gas stations and telling them I needed to open a bottle of beer but didn't know how then confessing to doing terrible things in the store.  The employees were trying to catch me, but I wouldn't give out my info!

If you want to listen to the whole show and not just me (but why would you want to do that?!) go download it at http://www.phonelosers.com/media/tps/thephoneshow.2011-04-03.mp3

The FUN show - 03/30/11

Rob the Hyena coshosts.  This is the one that we prepped a prank call and then...well you'll see what happens.  I didn't know we were so mainstream!  Then we call best buy but I hate it so I cut most of that out.  RBCP interviews me about my biege boxing date.  There's an aftershow but I'm not posting it yet.